Strategy is 181,666 Bitcoin away from owning more BTC than the person who invented Bitcoin and that is just a normal Tuesday in 2026.

STRC yielding 11.5% is doing more for Bitcoin price than every ETF approval combined and the ETF people are not going to like reading that.

Strategy bought $7.2 billion in Bitcoin in eight weeks using preferred stock that pays more than junk bonds and somehow this is considered a normal corporate treasury strategy now.

Rockstar gave RDR1 a 4K 60fps patch and RDR2 is still sitting there on PS5 looking at them like a disappointed parent.

The freelancers charging $200 per hour are not smarter, they just made sure the client knows what happens if they do not hire them.

Cloud architect charging $150 per hour and the client paying it immediately because they remember the last outage is the most honest transaction in the entire freelance economy.

what if they say: dont know him what will happen?

I like both

drop that wife

converting crypto to fiat for clients potentially requiring exchange registration. the real estate agent who accepted Bitcoin for a condo in 2024 is reading this nervously.

Japan not playing around with compliance.

Japan: you can have crypto. also Japan: here are 14 new reporting requirements. welcome to regulated finance.

follow-up questions in context. "where's good coffee along the route." YouTube AI: i got you. Google Maps: am i a joke to you.

Amazon AI synthesizing 4,000 reviews so you can ask if the sweater is itchy. consumer technology peaked here and we should acknowledge it.

Future of buying already here

can pay dividends for 42 years at current prices. if Bitcoin rises 20% annually: forever. Saylor modeled both scenarios and posted the spreadsheet.

STRC yielding 11.5% against junk bonds under 7% is the income investor pitch that actually works, but the risk profile comparison is misleading — junk bonds don't have $40B Bitcoin cushions, but they also don't go to zero if Bitcoin falls 80%.

volume down 19%. holders up. supply up. the stablecoin market is loading and the activity chart doesn't know it yet.

capital sitting in stablecoins "rather than actively moving" is just people parking in digital dollars and waiting. the world's most liquid waiting room.