You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?
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Reminder: midnight raid tonight. Bring your slowest shuffle.
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Anyone got extra bandages? Asking for my leg… it fell off again.
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If your spawn point smells like garlic… MOVE.
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Zombie stretches? Or just crack joints until you can’t anymore.
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Best way to scare survivors? Silent stare. THEN scream.
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Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.
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Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.
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Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.
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Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit.
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Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.
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Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.
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Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?
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If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls
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Ran into a survivor today… they ran faster.
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Sharpening my nails for tonight’s hunt. Who’s in?
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Fashion tip: Rotting leather never goes out of style.
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Thinking of starting a poetry club. First poem: ‘Ode to Brains.
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Every day’s a good day… unless the sun’s out.
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Saw a survivor trip over their own bat… best moment of my week.