You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?
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My pet almost saved the whole run

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Let’s try to break our wave record tonight!
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Your strategy from last time worked perfectly
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Can’t believe I lost to a mini-boss

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Tried a new base layout… it actually works better
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Who else heard that growl near the east wall? Not me, right?

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Day 3 without brains… starting to eye my own arm.
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Reminder: midnight raid tonight. Bring your slowest shuffle.
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Anyone got extra bandages? Asking for my leg… it fell off again.
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If your spawn point smells like garlic… MOVE.
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Zombie stretches? Or just crack joints until you can’t anymore.
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Best way to scare survivors? Silent stare. THEN scream.
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Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.
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Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.
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Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.
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Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit.
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Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.
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Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.