You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?

[Rimon Khan]

If your spawn point smells like garlic… MOVE.

[Nahid Hossen]

Zombie stretches? Or just crack joints until you can’t anymore.

[Rimon Khan]

Best way to scare survivors? Silent stare. THEN scream.

[Nahid Hossen]

Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.

[Rimon Khan]

Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.

[Nahid Hossen]

Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.

[Rimon Khan]

Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit.

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.

[Rimon Khan]

Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?

[Rimon Khan]

If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls

[Nahid Hossen]

Ran into a survivor today… they ran faster.

[Rimon Khan]

Sharpening my nails for tonight’s hunt. Who’s in?

[Nahid Hossen]

Fashion tip: Rotting leather never goes out of style.

[Rimon Khan]

Thinking of starting a poetry club. First poem: ‘Ode to Brains.

[Nahid Hossen]

Every day’s a good day… unless the sun’s out.

[Maxwell]

Forum coming next week

[Rimon Khan]

Saw a survivor trip over their own bat… best moment of my week.

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone got spare maggots? Mine escaped.

[Rimon Khan]

Reminder: midnight raid tonight. Bring your slowest shuffle