You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?
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Best way to scare survivors? Silent stare. THEN scream.
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Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.
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Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.
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Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.
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Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit
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Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.
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Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.
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Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?
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If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls.
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Full moon tonight. Perfect lighting for a neighborhood scare
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Why run when you can creep?
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Bit a survivor… they said I taste like chicken. Should I be offended?
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Anyone else having trouble keeping moss off their armor?
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Scream check at 3am — don’t be late.
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Dropped my femur mid-battle… used it as a club anyway.
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Does anyone know if brains go bad in the sun?
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My skin’s peeling faster than I can glue it back
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Meet at the old church if you want to hear the new ‘Survivor Sighting’ gossip.