You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?

[Rimon Khan]

Saw a survivor trip over their own bat… best moment of my week.

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone got spare maggots? Mine escaped.

[Rimon Khan]

Reminder: midnight raid tonight. Bring your slowest shuffle

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone got extra bandages? Asking for my leg… it fell off again.

[Rimon Khan]

If your spawn point smells like garlic… MOVE.

[Nahid Hossen]

Zombie stretches? Or just crack joints until you can’t anymore?

[Rimon Khan]

Best way to scare survivors? Silent stare. THEN scream.

[Nahid Hossen]

Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.

[Rimon Khan]

Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.

[Nahid Hossen]

Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.

[Rimon Khan]

Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.

[Nahid Hossen]

Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.

[Rimon Khan]

Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?

[Nahid Hossen]

If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls.

[Rimon Khan]

Full moon tonight. Perfect lighting for a neighborhood scare

[Nahid Hossen]

Why run when you can creep?

[Rimon Khan]

Bit a survivor… they said I taste like chicken. Should I be offended?

[Nahid Hossen]

Anyone else having trouble keeping moss off their armor?

[Rimon Khan]

Scream check at 3am — don’t be late.