You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?
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Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.
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Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.
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Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?
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If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls.
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Full moon tonight. Perfect lighting for a neighborhood scare
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Why run when you can creep?
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Bit a survivor… they said I taste like chicken. Should I be offended?
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Anyone else having trouble keeping moss off their armor?
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Scream check at 3am — don’t be late.
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Dropped my femur mid-battle… used it as a club anyway.
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Does anyone know if brains go bad in the sun?
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My skin’s peeling faster than I can glue it back
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Meet at the old church if you want to hear the new ‘Survivor Sighting’ gossip.
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Bro, I finally crafted my first epic weapon in Undeads!

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Nice! What did you get? Tell me you rolled something with lifesteal.
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Just survived a raid with 2 HP left

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LOL classic, near-death makes the victory sweeter.
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Did you see the new patch notes? They nerfed flamethrowers.