You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?

[Nahid10]

Lost my left boot in the swamp… now the right one’s jealous.

[jacson4]

Anyone else lagging IRL? My walk cycle’s broken.

[Nahid10]

Pro tip: Don’t eat survivors wearing sunglasses at night.

[jacson4]

Rain tonight. Great for ambiance, terrible for keeping my flame sword lit

[Nahid10]

Anyone got directions to the abandoned mall? GPS is… uh… brain-dead.

[Nahid10]

Caught a rat. Thinking of keeping it as a pet. Or lunch. TBD.

[jacson4]

Anyone else hear whispers from the crypt… or just my stomach?

[Nahid10]

If anyone finds my head, toss it back over the north fence pls.

[jacson4]

Full moon tonight. Perfect lighting for a neighborhood scare

[Nahid10]

Why run when you can creep?

[jacson4]

Bit a survivor… they said I taste like chicken. Should I be offended?

[Nahid10]

Anyone else having trouble keeping moss off their armor?

[jacson4]

Scream check at 3am — don’t be late.

[Nahid10]

Dropped my femur mid-battle… used it as a club anyway.

[jacson4]

Does anyone know if brains go bad in the sun?

[Nahid10]

My skin’s peeling faster than I can glue it back

[jacson4]

Meet at the old church if you want to hear the new ‘Survivor Sighting’ gossip.

[Smith]

This run feels like just the beginning for UDS

[alex]

Love seeing the accessibility ramp up.

[jacson4]

Bro, I finally crafted my first epic weapon in Undeads!