You Wake Up as a Zombie NPC in a Game? What’s Your Daily Routine?
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️ If I woke up as a zombie NPC, my daily routine would probably go like this:
️ Morning: Stand in the same alleyway moaning at passersby, trying to look scary but secretly daydreaming about breakfast brains.
Afternoon: Chase survivors for exactly 10 steps before getting distracted by a butterfly or bumping into another zombie.
Night: Respawn at my usual spot after getting whacked by some level-1 survivor with a frying pan. 

Repeat. Forever.
nothing like bonding over pain
