Not financial advice, definitely relationship advice

Centralized servers sweating right now

Four months into the year and I'm already cooked

Same strategy, completely different blood pressure

My wallet needs love more than I do

True love is measured in Bitcoin

This is how every bull market starts

Solana speed, but can it deliver consistently?

Exchange bankruptcy is the real family trauma

Financial advisors hate this meme

The perfect entry exists only in my imagination

There's a future here, trust me

Geopolitics just entered the supply chain

Buy the dip, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Buy high, sell never, cry later

I was busy when Bitcoin was cheap

This is getting personal

Fiat money printer goes brrrr

Dog coins got the whole market in a chokehold

Me walking away from financial advice