They’ve killed Bitcoin more times than I can count

The portfolio is stacked. The house is empty

Don’t worry Bitcoin, we still see you

Trading: stress. Memes: happiness.

No roadmap, no research, just vibes.

He understood the assignment

The hardest decisions require the strongest wallets.

Welcome to margin trading

Crypto astronomy is getting serious

Talk is cheap, Bitcoin isn’t.

Timing the market like a professional

2021 spoiled an entire generation

Learning crypto was my first mistake.

Just one more trade, son

Whoever Satoshi is, respect 🫡

Governments hate this one simple trick

The things we do for another 0.01 BTC.

This is me after every random 10% drop.

Liquid assets only

The domain became an investment by accident.