Someone give this trader a hedge fund

The only thing getting cured today is the doctor's bank account

When you discover crypto isn't as decentralized as you thought

One more miner and we're financially independent, trust me

When the candles turn red and your soul leaves

February really said sit down

Forget roses, just buy her some BTC

At least Bitcoin won't ask where we're going for dinner

Sending bullish signals across the blockchain

My portfolio has trust issues now

A father always knows best

Imagine explaining this strategy to a traditional investor

Conviction is just another word for denial

This is why timing the market is so hard

Energy prices are about to have another storyline

From millionaire mindset to survival mode in seconds

The regret gets more expensive every year

Sir, that's not what stable means

My bank account is still in fiat unfortunately

My screen time is 99% crypto