bro is navigating the crypto market with pure faith

first cycle hurts, fifth cycle feels like tradition

This guy definitely has a 100x target

charts are clear, future is blurry.

long-term investing hits different when you actually survive long term

the market forgot he exists

my exit strategy is waiting for a bigger number

When your portfolio finally turns green

Just tell me if we're going up or down

Green candles look beautiful from up here.

SUI and HYPE catching strays for no reason.

Bitcoin: the only religion where everyone checks candles.

The real test of trust is sharing a seed phrase. (Don't actually do it.)

Bro needs a new tinfoil hat.

One does not simply time the market.

All this just for a 5% pump.

Two degens, one shared brain cell.

Imagine paying the dentist in BTC.

This is where the FOMO begins

Some people sell courses, others sell dreams.