The wizard knows where all the liquidity went

He said it's an investment, she heard another expense

Nobody loses money in their imagination

My mental health chart looks exactly like this

When she understands the bull market better than you

Satoshi understood the assignment

The official bird of the bull market

The definition of financial insanity

Why own 20 coins when you can own more Bitcoin?

Your dad survived every bear market

That's some premium level coping

He saved money and lost the opportunity

Not even oil tankers can escape fees

When you check the chart after taking profits

History repeats itself every cycle

He chose chaos over security

This is a lifestyle now.

Relationship status: married to TradingView

Financial freedom looks lonely sometimes

From revolution to gambling