Maximum conviction, minimum furniture.

BTC: “Nice funeral, see you at the next ATH.”

When the market finds two new favorite toys.

Red candles create the best memes

Beginner’s luck is undefeated.

A year later and still no sell button.

HODL to zero is peak commitment

Started with confidence, ended with a lesson

Everyone has their own orbit until BTC moves

Worthless but somehow nobody wants to give it away.

I buy, everything explodes

Diamond hands became mining hands ️

This is why we use stop losses.

The dangerous quadrant is bottom right

This is why Bitcoiners love hardware wallets.

The network doesn’t need a face.

Supporting her career and his bags at the same time.

Bitcoin has been ignoring my emails for years.

At least he’s honest about checking charts at 3am.

Never underestimate the value of a clean .com.