Valve's Steam Machine May Finally Be Closer Than Ever
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Valve fans have turned every Steam update into a launch rumor.
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Steam users found a tutorial and immediately started counting down.
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Valve never announces anything until the internet announces it first.
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Steam Machine rumors have more extra lives than most games.
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Gamers can smell new hardware from a single code commit.
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Every Steam backend change becomes breaking news for Valve fans.
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Valve communicates through patches and mystery.
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Steam Machine might be coming. Or Valve is just trolling again.
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The community is already reviewing hardware that doesn't exist yet.
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Valve fans treat breadcrumbs like full announcements.
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The Steam Machine rumor engine is running at full FPS.

