how we lost it

[059d96d16a]

The gap between expectations and reality is brutal

[Patapim]

She thinks he's cheating, he's just checking the liquidation price

[Saturnito]

Nothing hurts more than a red portfolio at 3 AM.

[bred]

Relationship status: emotionally unavailable because of Bitcoin

[BrutalAge*gofast]

He's not overthinking the relationship, he's overthinking his entry.

[CoffeeZombie]

Imagine explaining to your girlfriend that the market took your savings /

[Capybara_Capybara]

She's wondering about other women. He's wondering if BTC will recover

[Pitchfork_IS_power]

The real third wheel in this relationship is the crypto market

[Suzukispeedtest]

Bro is calculating how many green candles he needs to feel alive again.

[Revenant]

Some people lose sleep over relationships. Others lose sleep over liquidation.

[febe3f2e35]

"Are you okay?" No, my portfolio is down 40%.

[0c4535c1a0]

His mind is on one thing, and it definitely isn't romance

[9777089235]

Love is temporary, unrealized losses are forever.

[ChewBeast]

When the market crash becomes your entire personality

[GummyBear]

He can't even explain what's wrong without opening TradingView.

[d82ae58262]

She wants emotional support. He needs portfolio recovery.