btc mining is risky business

[cryptobro]

[encrypted]

he doesnt understand us

[Pitchfork_IS_power]

My financial advisor said diversify, so I bought more Bitcoin

[Patapim]

Bro has been trying to stop me from buying the dip for 3 years.

[Saturnito]

Financial advisor? I thought we were going to the moon

[bred]

He looks like he's about to recommend bonds

[BrutalAge*gofast]

My entire investment strategy is just vibes.

[Capybara_Capybara]

The only advice I accept is HODL.

[CoffeeZombie]

Imagine paying someone to tell you not to buy crypto.

[Suzukispeedtest]

He said sell, I heard buy more.

[Revenant]

My portfolio is my financial advisor now

[febe3f2e35]

Bro is trying to save me from generational wealth.

[0c4535c1a0]

I need a financial advisor who is also

[ChewBeast]

“Have you considered taking profits?” blocked.

[059d96d16a]

When your advisor has a lower risk tolerance than your grandma.

[d82ae58262]

Just tell me if we're going up or down

[9777089235]

My exit strategy is waiting for the next bull run.

[GummyBear]

1. He gives advice, I provide the liquidity

[White]

Pretending your financial advisor didn't just quietly liquidate your entire portfolio to buy a private island.