im a risky man
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She likes risk, not financial ruin

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Romance speedrun any%

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She asked for a risk-taker, not a degen.
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One wrong character and it's a breakup.
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This is why we simulate transactions first.
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Green flag? He uses a hardware wallet.
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Nothing more romantic than a successful transaction

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He checked less than I do on a $2 swap.
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The real test of trust is sharing a seed phrase. (Don't actually do it.)
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Bro got the kiss before the transaction confirmation
