me to my son in 20-30 years

[Patapim]

Dad’s scam detector never misses

[BrutalAge*gofast]

Every crypto conversation with my dad

[Capybara_Capybara]

“Trust me, this one has utility.” — That’s the scam, son

[Saturnito]

Dad survived enough bull markets to know

[Suzukispeedtest]

He didn’t even read the whitepaper

[CoffeeZombie]

Mention 100x and dad already knows

[bred]

When the APY is 5,000%: “That’s the scam, son.”

[Pitchfork_IS_power]

Dad doing better due diligence than half of Crypto Twitter

[Revenant]

New token? Same conversation every time

[febe3f2e35]

Plot twist: dad was right.

[0c4535c1a0]

“But the team is doxxed!” — Sure, son

[GummyBear]

Sometimes the simplest analysis is the best

[ChewBeast]

Dad saw “guaranteed returns” and closed the laptop.

[059d96d16a]

Bear market wisdom hits different

[d82ae58262]

Me explaining tokenomics. Dad: “Scam.”

[9777089235]

Zero research, somehow still correct

[Melissa Way]

That's the scam son