they made tinder profile for BTC

[Saturnito]

6'2" in market cap is crazy

[Suzukispeedtest]

“Your parents will hate me at first” painfully accurate.

[CoffeeZombie]

At least he’s honest about checking charts at 3am.

[bred]

Swipe right and HODL for four years.

[Revenant]

Liquid assets only

[febe3f2e35]

Bitcoin looking for someone with diamond hands.

[0c4535c1a0]

The Dogecoin pet detail got me

[GummyBear]

Relationship status: decentralized.

[d82ae58262]

No short-term romance, only long positions.

[ChewBeast]

First date question: “What’s your risk tolerance?”

[9777089235]

Cold storage but warm heart.

[059d96d16a]

Tinder during bull season hits different.