Crypto strikes again
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This meme nails the “emotional rollercoaster of crypto” theme.
Marijuana: Red, tired eyes.
Cocaine: Dilated, alert eyes.
Beer: Sleepy, glazed eyes.
Crypto: Not just eyes… full-on crying face (the famous “Crying Jordan” meme).
Punchline = Crypto isn’t just a substance — it’s an addiction with pain, stress, and tears when markets dump or trades go wrong. Perfect satire for traders who know that charts can hurt more than hangovers.