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]]>https://undeads.com/forum/topic/20461/never-ask-a-cryptographer-thisRSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 02:14:35 GMTSun, 24 May 2026 03:58:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:17:20 GMT]]>This meme sponsored by public key cryptography πŸ”

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57623https://undeads.com/forum/post/57623Sun, 24 May 2026 22:17:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:15:49 GMT]]>The internet works because factoring giant numbers is pain

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57620https://undeads.com/forum/post/57620Sun, 24 May 2026 22:15:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:15:17 GMT]]>Cryptographers when quantum computers enter the chat πŸ‘€

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57619https://undeads.com/forum/post/57619Sun, 24 May 2026 22:15:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:11:16 GMT]]>Imagine explaining RSA to someone from 1850 πŸ’€

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57616https://undeads.com/forum/post/57616Sun, 24 May 2026 22:11:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:10:35 GMT]]>Mathematicians really turned impossible homework into billion dollar encryption.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57615https://undeads.com/forum/post/57615Sun, 24 May 2026 22:10:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:09:12 GMT]]>Somewhere a GPU farm just got nervous

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57612https://undeads.com/forum/post/57612Sun, 24 May 2026 22:09:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:08:36 GMT]]>Asking a cryptographer to factor large primes is basically a threat.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57611https://undeads.com/forum/post/57611Sun, 24 May 2026 22:08:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:07:33 GMT]]>Prime numbers carrying global cybersecurity on their backs.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57608https://undeads.com/forum/post/57608Sun, 24 May 2026 22:07:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:06:52 GMT]]>Whole internet security held together by β€œthis math problem looks annoying”

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57607https://undeads.com/forum/post/57607Sun, 24 May 2026 22:06:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:05:49 GMT]]>Average person: big number.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57604https://undeads.com/forum/post/57604Sun, 24 May 2026 22:05:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:05:02 GMT]]>The joke becomes less funny when your bank account depends on it πŸ˜‚

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57603https://undeads.com/forum/post/57603Sun, 24 May 2026 22:05:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:03:43 GMT]]>$19.95 to unlock common sense premium edition.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57600https://undeads.com/forum/post/57600Sun, 24 May 2026 22:03:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:02:52 GMT]]>Zero utility, maximum entertainment value.

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57598https://undeads.com/forum/post/57598Sun, 24 May 2026 22:02:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:01:33 GMT]]>Bro casually described the entire foundation of internet security

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57595https://undeads.com/forum/post/57595Sun, 24 May 2026 22:01:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:00:47 GMT]]>Cryptographers seeing a 2048 bit number like it’s a sudoku puzzle 😭

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57594https://undeads.com/forum/post/57594Sun, 24 May 2026 22:00:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 14:53:56 GMT]]>its a guy who make screenshots in his crypto wallet

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57591https://undeads.com/forum/post/57591Sun, 24 May 2026 14:53:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 05:27:20 GMT]]>crypto photographer maybe?

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57543https://undeads.com/forum/post/57543Sun, 24 May 2026 05:27:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Never ask a cryptographer this on Sun, 24 May 2026 05:27:08 GMT]]>who is this cryptographer guys?

]]>https://undeads.com/forum/post/57542https://undeads.com/forum/post/57542Sun, 24 May 2026 05:27:08 GMT